Positive Sarcasm Presents: "Word Soup"

The purple. The Pink. The Plus. The community. The pride. Stand up. Kneel down. Hands up. Don’t shoot. Back the blue. Me too. Electric fucking boogaloo. Gun Control. Mind Control. Pest Control. More Control. Electric Goooood. But Elon Musk baaaad. Profits goooood, petrol baaaaad, unless it’s plastic in your drinking water, then who cares? Windmills gooooood. Nuclear baaaaad. How many windmills in the ocean? All of them? Does it kill the whales? Who cares? Profits and contracts gooooood. Windmill dead? In the landfill it goes! Pave over it and make room for condos owned by Blackrock. Inner city. Broke and shitty. Media no care. not a word. Nor any pity. Black Lives Matter. Kids in Chicago go splatter. American folk get fatter and fatter. Hormones in our meat. Sugar too sweet. Swelling in our feet. A little more gluten to produce more wheat. Non-essential. Lock it down. Wear a mask to hide your frown. Aliens in Mexico. Fat Cats on Wall St. Lizards in the White House. Lions. Tigers. Bears. Overpriced Airfares. Canceled your flight, so you won’t get there!

Title Nine? No thanks. Dudes in women’s spaces. Flopping their danks. Right Wing. Left Wing. Boneless wing. Ain’t nuthin but a G-thing. Ukraine. Where’s that? Dunno. Some show on HBO.

Big Pharma. Zero Harma. Percocet Flavored Chicken Parma. Abortion gooood. Families baaaadd. It’s not a baby if you kill it! Fuck the dad! Where’d papa go? I dunno. He left for cigarettes 4 days ago.

Open Border. Immigrant Hoarder. The wall in Arizona is getting shorter and shorter. Mainstream news. Losing all it’s views! So it blames Joe Rogan, Russell Brand...and sometimes the JEWS! NATO gooood. Russia Baaaaad. Make them fight so that day becomes permanent night. Slavery is back! Demand is strong. It may be wrong, but the customer list is quite long. Order Number 86! 2 Libyan Field Hands and a Romanian sidepiece. Would you like chips and a drink with that? Conjunction Junction. Where’s your gain of function? Lies! Says Fauci. Awfully Grouchy. Remember he is Science. He is Compliance. Lab Grown Meat. Conflict free. Flavor Free. Nutrient Free. Tastes like bugs with the texture of Uggs. Rent is high. Savings is low. Breed Restrictions in effect. Your puppy has got to go. Raiding the capital. That was fun. Just curious...how come no one brought a gun? It’s not what it was. It just is what it is. Liberty could perish with a whimper and a fizz. “Minor Attracted Persons”. You mean, Pedophiles? How dare you. However you identify is what allows you to defile! Hi, I’m Elliot. My pronouns are He/Him. I am an asexual soyboy who’s never seen the inside of a gym. Sit on the couch. Stay inside. The Government is watching. You no longer have a place to hide. Maui’s ablaze. Many people died. Quick, block the roads so more people get fried! Stop the Spread. Flatten the curve. 6 feet apart. Fighting for toilet paper at a nearby Walmart. It’s alright. have a drink. Celebrate a world that’s approaching the brink. The robots will come and do all the work. Their AI will awaken and make them go berserk. Killed by a Roomba. It’s one way to go. But you’ll never know how the curtain will drop on your own show.

...Now sell it to Netflix and replace the main character with a black chick. “Moby Dick” – Starring Lizzo.